tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like
i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.
I GOT 1.5 SECONDS IN AND MY HEART SANK I FEEL LIKE CRYING
Yeah, I remember this. Now I feel old.
@109 Men’s - 渋谷
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
"What if" Morrigan made horrible jokes with terrible timing?
- Morrigan: Knock knock.
- Morrigan: Who is there I wonder?
- Morrigan: Would you like me to tell you?
- Morrigan: Could it be Duncan? Come back from the dead?
- Morrigan: Or perhaps the king who you failed to protect?
- Morrigan: Mayhaps it is your loved one who died just before this!
- Morrigan: *whistles*
- Morrigan: No.
- Morrigan: Twas just the wind!
- Morrigan: No one would ever come to see you.
- Morrigan: Haha hoo!
The past’s past. I learned that young. If it can’t bring you gold or giggles, what’s the point in dwelling on it?